“Are you the kind of person that takes time to get to know, and then once you get to know them, they’re fabulous?”
Mirabelle, Shopgirl (via cootiebanini)
“There’s certain days that remind me why I ran for this office. Then there are moments like this where I pardon a turkey and send it to Disneyland.”
President Obama (via jaredgeller and poobah) (via david)
christinefriar: [via nathanieljames]

christinefriar:

[via nathanieljames]

“A book hasn’t caused me this much trouble since Where’s Waldo went to that barber pole factory.”
Tracy Jordan (via 30rockquotes)

"Glee: Same shit, different episode." Oh lord I love Bitch Magazine.

“Reading “Book of Genesis”; apparently marriage is intended for one man and one woman. And another woman. And their slave women.”
colinmeloy
liesandstatistics: (via mahvelous)

liesandstatistics:

(via mahvelous)

In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines

christinefriar:

lived twelve little girls in two straight lines.